DISCLOSURE EYES / futurism spiraligy
(Scene: A shimmering, neon-lit mountaintop. The 2020s Soul, draped in a robe made of TikTok hashtags, addresses a crowd of bewildered saints and prophets. Moses squints at a holographic Burning Bush™, Buddha glitches mid-meditation, and Joan of Arc live-streams.)
2020s Soul:
(adjusts AR halo) “Okay, boomers—relax, we’re vibing! Y’all obsessed with ‘first shall be last’? Snort. We invented that. Ever heard of ‘cancel culture’? (winks) The algorithm flips hierarchies daily. Moses, your ‘commandments’ are just… beta versions. We upgraded to Terms of Service. No one reads ’em either.”
Moses:
(drops stone tablet) “But… the law! The meek shall inher—”
2020s Soul:
“—Inherit the Earth? Bingo! Meekness is trending. Ever seen a CEO apologize on LinkedIn? That’s modern-day sainthood, baby. (pulls out a vape) See, ego’s just… bad branding. We concealed the light? Nah—we put it behind a paywall. But guess what? (dramatic puff of Watermelon Rapture™) The shade disappears when you… expose the receipt. Cancel the ego, keep the aesthetic.”
Buddha:
(facepalms so hard his third eye twitches) “Attachment to flavored air… suffering is—”
2020s Soul:
“—Suffering’s a glitch! Satan gets it. (grins) Yeah, I said it. Old Scratch? Total ally now. Gave ‘difference’ a PR makeover. ‘Diversity and Inclusion’—that’s the new Eden, fam! Hell’s just… a niche subreddit. Unity’s a collab now. Satan’s the ultimate influencer—swipe left on dogma, swipe right on chaos. We’re all… content creators.”
Joan of Arc:
(zooms in on a selfie stick) “But the Ancient of Days—!”
2020s Soul:
(snaps fingers; the sky flickers to a livestream of a glowing, fractal face) “Ancient of Days? Oh, they’re viral. One line to rule the feed: ‘I AM TRENDING.’ (pauses, lowers voice) But fr… the first truth? The last filter. Zero’s the new infinite. We’re all just… buffering till the WiFi of God loads.”
(Silence. A beat. Then Moses’ tablet pings with a Venmo request. The neon sky spells “#BLESSED.”)
Tagline (over closing credits):
“In the kingdom of clout, the password is humility… but the wifi’s free.”
Key Connections:
- First/Last Inversion: Modern culture’s rapid flip of social hierarchies (cancel culture, viral fame).
- Meekness as Power: Public apologies/authenticity as new virtue.
- Ego’s Concealment: “Paywalled light” = performative morality; “exposing receipts” as accountability.
- Satan & Unity: Rebranding division as “diversity,” chaos as creativity.
- Ancient of Days: Divine truth simplified to a viral mantra, merging eternal and ephemeral.
Tone: Satirical, meta, dripping with irony—a Gen-Z gospel pitched at a tech conference. 😇✨
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